some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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