It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
don't judge my taste in strippers
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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