I look better un-naked...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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