She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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