Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I currently don't understand fingers.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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