Kiss
Puke
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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