sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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