Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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