i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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