I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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