Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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