he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Randomize
