Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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