I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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