Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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