I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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