Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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