But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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