So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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