Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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