i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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