why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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