I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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