I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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