Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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