our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
