12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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