I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
So squirting runs in the family.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
