Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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