why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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