are you so shy because you have an std?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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