i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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