Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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