yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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