Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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