he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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