I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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