Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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