just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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