: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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