Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Sext me about skeletons
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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