Just cropdusted the office
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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