The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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