If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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