i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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