You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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