Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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