sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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