I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
