I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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