I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
It's just like the Real World with babies
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
