I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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