My brain says no but my pants say off.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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