We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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