Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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