I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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